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S.L.U.T.L.U.S.T. is a cooperative organisation consisting of an ad hoc consortium formed by the Sexual Libertinism Understanding Trust in cooperation with the League of United Spunk Tarts and dedicated to the eradication of internet pornography and eroticism.
In an effort to raise public awareness of this important issue, S.L.U.T.L.U.S.T. have devised a provocative anti-pornography advertising campaign employing sexually explicit imagery which demonstrates the inherent dangers of porn addiction equally targeting both men & women who surf the perverse profusion of porn on-line in the prurient pursuit of obtaining the sordid sexual stimulus of hardcore photos & videos for the express purpose of masturbating their respective gender-specific genitalia to orgasmic oblivion.
The first anti-porn ad of this campaign is aimed toward men who masturbate to the erotic imagery of internet pornography, detailing the dangers that lie therein:
 Ad Copy - Warning: Repeated exposure and masturbation to pornography can cause you to become a carrier of PISD or Pheromone Induced Sexual Desire. PISD is adangerous condition wherein random women come up to you drawn by the irresistible sexual scent of your porn induced potency, unzip your fly, fish your penis out of your pants and fall to their knees for a taste of this sticky sweet pheromone given off by evaporating pre-cum. Girls who get PISD from the scent of your semen will be overcome with a desire to milk your cock dry with their mouths, resulting in an epidemic outbreak of spontaneous blowjobs. The manifold dangers of getting a girl PISD off your porn enhanced penile emissions of pre-cum may include getting beaten to a pulp by their jealous boyfriends as well as arrests for public indecency.
The second anti-porn ad of this campaign targets wanking women:
 Ad Copy - Warning: Women prone to habitual masturbation using pronography as sexual stimulus may run theserious risk of "clitoral penification", a condition wherein the clitoris expands in length and girth to penile proportions and the labia lips engorge and fuse together in a fleshy ovoid mass resembling testicles. Although the sexual and reproductive functions of the female genitalia are preserved in the clitoral penification process, girls suffering from this disorder are prone to fucking themselves like a hermaphrodite by sticking their cock-sized clits in their own vaginas and, due to the enhanced intensity of orgasm, eschewing male companionship in favour of being repeatedly penetrated by their new-found phallic friends and thereby jeopardizing the evolutionary continuity of the human species.
S.L.U.T.L.U.S.T. is dedicated to eradicating such aimless masturbatory behaviour of wanking to on-line porn for the artificial stimulus of harmful erototoxins to ensure that men's & women's sexual attentions remain rightfully focused upon each other so that there's more than enough tits, ass, cock & pussy for everyone. Please help in our efforts to help stamp out porn-oriented orgasms by featuring one of our ads or the S.L.U.T.L.U.S.T. logo below on your website with a hyperlink to slutlust.org then register as a "Friend of S.L.U.T.L.U.S.T." supporter using the link list located at the base of this page. Thank you for your support.
At serious risk of contracting the PISD pheromone or clitoral penification, avoid visiting the following websites at all costs:
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